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Sat down for dinner, at my grandma’s house
when she lay down a plate of Akbar
I nearly cried when I saw my friend had died
Grandma killed him for dinner.

dumb thought


its easier to be a third wheel than a unicycle

(Source: drunkonstevphen, via cerobeans)

i used to wonder


it was the biggest question. ”why am I so broken”

and now i have truely thought about it, and understood myself.

and i understand now that the true question is:

“why hasn’t anyone bothered to fix me yet?”

Oh zelda


Oh zelda

skyward sword

spirit tracks

when i beat you, i will be done with you.

I hate you all preemtively >.<

monthly internet use for humanity #2


35 billion hours of internet usage per month
over 7 billion humans
each human uses less than 5 hours of internet

I have no life, and apparently i use up more internet per month than most cities

Masterquest


Just beat twinrova

18 heart containers now
70 gold skullatulas
all bottles
big goron sword since a while now

im coming for you ganondorf

monthly internet use for humanity


35 billion hours
1 458.333 million days

nearly 4 million years are spent on the internet each month.